Perry to Kick Obama Booty in Debate. (Yeah, no.)

So, Texas Dick believes he'd be just FANTASTIC going toe-to-toe with one of the greatest speakers of the past fifty years. Trust us, Dick, we'd love to see you put on yer big girl panties and attempt to debate Barack Obama. In fact, the only thing I'd like better is to see President Obama debate the half-Governor of Alaska.

You might want to take the corndog out your hole before you start talkin', Wrinkles McGee.