Go read it here if you don't believe me. This all just proves that the GOP, despite its sucking up to "Libertarian" interests over the last few years, STILL believes that they know better than you what you ought to do with your own person. They believe that a select few--preachers, the rich, and Republican officials--have the right to tell you what to smoke, what to drink, who to have sex with, and even how to have sex with that person!
Don't forget, sodomy laws also apply to you, straight couples. Done ANYTHING other than guy-on-top missionary-position humpin' lately? GUESS WHAT, YOU'VE COMMITTED SODOMY. Get your vile sodomizing ass in line with the other Sodomites and get on the bus for Jesus Jail, where you will be gently rehabilitated by a specially appointed cadre of Bachmann-selected "Dignity Restorers". Through prayer, Scripture readings, and carefully timed, gentle electric shocks to your junk whenever you're shown a picture of such scandalous activities as blow jobs and doggy-style sex, you too can know the simple pleasures of REPUBLICAN SEX.
(Personally, I'd just as soon kill myself.)
But hey, it could be worse. At least you won't be getting shot in the face like the faggots. Thank the Lord for Santorum!
ok so if we don't have the right to have "consensual sexual activity, no matter what it is" does that mean the only way we can have sex is to be raped? I wonder how these idiot that keep spouting god this and god that have completely looked over the fact that GREED is one of the 7 deadly sins.
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